Pat Allen's Raw Ideas

I made this page because occasionally Pat Allen, our ex producer, comes up with random ideas.  I can never come up with anything good, but I don't think they should be totally abandoned.  I'm also curious to see how long it takes him to find this page XD  No one tell him!

- Yoda Yoga
"Put your feet behind your head, you must!"

"Why did I get such a bad mark for this essay?"
"You were over the word limit."
"But the limit's 1000 and I only wrote 800"
"Yes, but you have a picture as well, and that's worth another 1000"

- the following is played with an upper class British gentlemen, and a stereotypical Jeeves butler
"Jeeves, I'd like a cocktail"
(Horrified) "A what-tail?!"