This is essentially a collection of all the random things that I got yelled at at writers to write down (wow. that was a bad sentence.) Some are premises, some are single lines. I'll keep adding to here after each meeting. I'll put the ideas that are more fleshed out on their own page. ~Axe murderer speed dating ~sword in dude's chest Janitor pulls out. ~Tin-Tin=Sn-Sn. Snowy=H2O(s) ~"do you realise that underneath everyone's clothes we are all naked!" (english prude) ~C.S.I. (common sense investigators, crap science investigators) ~a slutty girl gets pregnant all the time "she's like a kangaroo" (ie. always pregnant) ~An extreme method actor. They can only act when everything is real (so, pretend your sister is dead: kills sister) ~ "By all your Quarks combined I am captain Atom!" ~ "Quarks are the lego of the universe" ~"I'm cool! I've totally ridden a skateboard... well, in a computer game... I watched someone... from outside the window... untill they shut the curtains... I'm so desperatly lonely!" a line for a nerdy loner character. ~ "shirtless guys, playing with fire, WITHOUT SHIRTS!!!" (I blame Nicky for this line.) ~F(X)-men Good Guys: F(Xavier) F(Wolverine) F(Cyclops) F(Storm) F(Jean) ~Bad Guys: Electromagnetoman - makes horse shoe magnets out of anything Heat sink ~Bad identity theft ~Personification of Alcohol - a VERY trashy cupid? ~VO/mini skit: Selling ice to eskimoes ~Back to the future & alternate timelines ~Salesperson sketch (Selling something you dont want and getting you to buy it) ~"ONE PERSON AT A TIME" |