Biologist and Sociologist in a lab S: I .. feel like we need to talk.. B: Is everything okay? S: Yeah.. it's just ... well, you're a biologist and I'm a sociologist.. I feel like I need to see other people. B: What? .. is there someone else? S: No one specific, it's just random. B: Is it me? S: It's not you.. there's a whole list of reasons B: (Crying) But, we worked together on so many experiments S: And that was great.. but I need to move on B: Fine! But just so you know, I faked all those organisms! To be honest, just liked the punchline :P But work with it if you please. |