Lights up on stage, 3 daleks are on stage Ren, Zel and Borg Ren: Curse the Doctor! Because of him we are no longer able to ARTICULATE! our most favourite of words Zel: Each time we try, we only come up with something stupid *clears throat* EX...EX... EXUDATE!!! daleks shake "heads" beat Borg: we will just have to work our way around it. Zel: NO! we can beat this! EX... EXTE... EXT...ENUATE! Ren: Dalek Borg is correct. we must... Zel: EXTRAPOLATE! EXPATRIATE! EXHILARATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! *growing louder and more frustrated with each try* Ren: Dalek Zel desist! Zel: EXFOLIATE! *said very loud and deliberately, like the way they say EXTERMINATE* Borg: SHUT UP! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! Zel: Then how are we to function? He has made us defective! How can we live when we cannot EX... EX... EXAGGERATE! *breaks and then gets depressed* Ren: We must find an alternative... Unless you want to run around shouting EXFOLIATE! at the top of your lungs... Zel: You are right, we'd be the laughing stock of the entire universe. Borg: What about MUTILATE? Ren: Or maybe LACERATE! getting more excited as they go along Borg: INCINERATE! Ren: LIQUIDATE! Borg: OBLITERATE! Ren: ANNIHILATE! REALLY EXCITED Together: EX...FOLIATE! Zel: SEE ITS POINTLESS! what are we if we cannot EXFOLIATE? WE ARE DEFECTIVE... Borg: I really liked a few of those Ren: but dalek zel is right, it just isn't the same Zel: (really depressed) There's nothing left for me in this life... I'm going to find a new path... (brightens up a bit) maybe i'll be an engineer *begins to leave* INEBRIATE... Zel leaves ****Two alternate endings**** ENDING A Borg: exfoliate... it has a nice ring to it. Ren: It still works the same as before... beat Ren and Borg look at each other Together: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE *begin to move off stage* EXFOLIATE... Slow lights down ENDING B Ren: Dalek Zel has left us... Borg: And we are the only two dalek left... beat Ren and Borg look at each other Ren: Fornicate? Borg: Lubricate mood lighting Both: Consumate... slowly move towards each other with their manipulator arms telescoping out Slow lIghts down The idea here is that we have actual daleks either singing or talking for a scene ending every sentence with something that rhymes with exterminate. Some words: ~exfoliate ~regurgitate ~articulate ~masturbate ~consummate ~inebriate ~sodium phosphate ~irritate ~laminate ~fornicate ~lactate ~emancipate ~domesticate ~paper plate ~annihilate ~imitate ~extrapolate ~obliterate ~substantiate ~inseminate ~I need a crate ~exasabate 1081. exacerbate 1082. exacinate 1083. exacuate 1084. exaggerate 1085. exagitate 1086. exaltate 1087. examinate 1088. exanimate 1089. exannulate 1090. exantlate 1091. exarate 1092. exarchate 1093. exarillate 1094. exarticulate 1095. exasperate 1096. exauctorate 1097. exaugurate 1098. exauthorate 1099. excalceate 1100. excarnate 1101. excarnificate 1102. excaudate 1103. excavate 1104. excecate 1105. excitate 1106. excogitate 1107. excommunicate 1108. excoriate 1109. excorticate 1110. excreate 1111. excruciate 1112. exculpate 1113. execrate 1114. exenterate 1115. exestuate 1116. exfoliate 1117. exheredate 1118. exhilarate 1119. exiccate 1120. exoculate 1121. exonerate 1122. exorate 1123. exorbitate 1124. exosculate 1125. exosstate 1126. expatiate 1127. expatriate 1128. expectorate 1129. expediate 1130. expeditate 1131. expiate 1132. expiscate 1133. explanate 1134. explicate 1135. explorate 1136. expostulate 1137. exprobrate 1138. expropriate 1139. expurgate 1140. exsanguinate 1141. exscutellate 1142. exsiccate 1143. exstipulate 1144. exsufflate 1145. exsufflicate 1146. exsuscitate 1147. extenuate 1148. exterminate 1149. extimulate 1150. extirpate 1151. extortionate 1152. extrapolate 1153. extravagate 1154. extravasate 1155. extravenate 1156. extricate 1157. extubate 1158. extuberate 1159. exuberate 1160. exudate 1161. exulcerate 1162. exundate 1163. exungulate 1164. exuperate 1165. exuscitate 1166. exuviate |