Joan of Arc is sitting alone on stage - God is a voice over. Joan has a French accent. Joan: What? uh, okay.. can't you do it? God: 'course I can. I can do anything. If I say something it's done. Have you seen light? Joan: Well, yeah. So, why don't you do it? God: Sunday, it's my day off. Joan: Okay then.. um .. hmm.. Free my land from the English, easier said than done - God: Not for me! Joan: - sigh, fine. Uh, is there anything else i need to know? God: Hmm.. do you own any non-flammable clothes? Joan: Not really, I'm just a poor peasant.. do I need them? God: uhh... nah Joan: Seriously, why do you think I need them? God: Oh, you'll see... Joan: Can you tell me? God: I'll give you a hint ... just don't play with matches. Joan: What? God: General safety advice, don't run with scissors, don't chew with your mouth open. Always wait half an hour after eating before swimming, Noah taught me that one. Joan: (Sarcastic) If you want something done right, do it yourself? God: Hey good one! I'll remember that for next time. Lights down. |
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