Yes, another possible choral number... but atm this is my favourite. I really need help coming up with more laws to talk about... so far I've covered some physics (I'm sure I can come up with more), but some well-known chem and bio ones would be good. When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you And if I haver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you And when the money, comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you And if I grow-old,(When I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da da da da (da da da) da da da (da da da) Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da And I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles To fall down at your door |
When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who proves all science wrong When I get up, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's testing all day long If I go out, well you know I'm gunna be I'll be proving that the weak force is the strong
And if I'm thinking, Yeah I know its gonna be That the moon's been made of blue cheese all along Coz I would run 500 trials And I would run 500 more Just to be the man who disproves Einstein Darwin, Planck and Neils Bohr When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who proves the world is flat And when I'm testing, well I know I'm gonna prove Homo sapiens evolved up from a rat When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who proves that i is real And if I grow-old,(When I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who redesigns the wheel Coz I would run 500 trials And I would run 500 more Just to be the man who disproves Scientific Laws in all their forms Run a trial (Run a trial) Run a trial (Run a trial) And lets see if all Freud's theories can be sunk And Another (And Another) And Another (And Another) And we'll see if Newton's laws work when I'm drunk When I'm talking, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna say that all the future's gone before When I'm dreaming, well you know I'm gonna dream The Periodic Table's gone forever more When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be Postulating that there's Ice at the Earth's core When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who proves that pi is 4 I'm gonna be the man who's proving pi is 4 Coz I would run 500 trials And I would run 500 more Just to be the one who shows that Quantum Theory is a total bore
And would run 500 trials And I would run 500 more Just to be the man who disproves Einstein Darwin, Planck and Neils Bohr |