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Original Lyrics: Woke
up this morning from the strangest dreamI
was in the biggest army the world has ever seen
We
were marching as one
On
the road to the holy grail
Started
out seeking fortune and glory
Its
a short song but it's a hell of a story
When
you spend lifetime trying to get your hands
On
the holy grail
Well
have you heard about the great crusade
We
ran into millions, but nobody got paid
Yeah
we raised four corners of the globe
For
the holy grail
All
the locals scattered, they were hiding in the snow
We
were so far away from home, so how were we to know
There
be nothing left to plunder
When
we stumble on the holy grail
We
were full of beans
But
we were dying like flies
And
those big black birds, they were circling in the sky
And
you know what they say, yeah, nobody deserves to die
You
know I, i been searching for an easy way
To
escape this cold light of day
I
been high and I been low
But
I got nowhere else to go
Theres
nowhere else to go
And
i followed orders
God
knows where i've been
But
i woke up alone
All
my wounds were clean
Im
still here
Im
still a fool for the holy grail
oh
yeah im a fool for the holy grail
| Changed Lyrics: Once there was a course unlike the world had ever seen, A small, obscure subject where no-one could ever seem to fail or lose a mark or even, discontinue fail. And so there came four students, each from different faculties who enrolled in this course, having previously agreed That they'd each do their best to achieve the Holy Fail The engineering student drank all day and night
He was so smashed that he couldn't write
He turned up, blind drunk to the exam
But couldn't fail
All the tutes and test, the art's student missed them all
But the lecturer could see this, and he filled out a few forms
She got special consideration not elation, and no holy fail! to be allowed to drop the class But the lecturer refused, called her arguments a farce And do you know what he said, yeah, everybody deserves to pass! and he learnt all of the arnswers wrong But what he soon would see was that the course was marked subjectively And holistically
And so I tell this tale
Of failing to be dumb But now I wonder if the fail can yet be done Now I've enrolled I'm now a fool for the holy fail oh
yeah im a fool for the holy fail |
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