(I figured since this is going to be my first contribution this year it might as well be memorable!)

I imagined it as starting with a kid asked to explain his "browsing habits", probably by angry parents. What better way to do so than with a song?


I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To hide it is my real test
To view it is my cause

I will travel across the net
Searching far and wide
Pornography to understand
The power that's inside

Naked girls!

Gotta save 'em all--

It's you and me
Let's say I'm over 18

Naked girls!

Ooooh, you're my best friend
In the wide wide world of web

Naked girls!

Gotta save 'em all--

My heart's so true
(History hidden from view)
You touch me and I'll touch you

Naked girls!

Gotta save 'em all!

Gotta save 'em all!

Yeeaah!

Every picture along the way
With tissues I can face
I will battle everyday
To hide my "special place"

Folks not home, the time is right
Pants down by my feet
.jpegs, they'll fill the drive
It's always been my dream

Naked girls!

Gotta save 'em all--

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny!

Naked girls!

Ooooh, you're my best friend
In the wide wide world of web

Naked girls!

Gotta save 'em all--

My heart's so true
(History hidden from view)
You touch me and I'll touch you

Naked girls!

Gotta save 'em all! (x5)

YEEEEAH!