Jonathan: The Quark's coming!
Dave: Places everyone!
Aaron: I've got a bad feeling about this
Anne: Okay - everyone ready? Go!

The Quark Enters - Everyone is hidden.  A device is lying on the floor in front of the door tied to a piece of string leading to where Anne is hiding.
Quark: Hey guys! I heard there was a loser convention in town and I'd check it ou- (notices device) Ooh what's this? (Goes to grab it - Anne pulls the string - the device rolls away) Hey come back here!
Dave: That's it Anne! You've got him!
Quark: I CAN HAS SHINYTHING!
Anne: I cannot wait to kill that thing
Object rolls into P.L.O.T Device - Quark follows it in
Jonathan: Now!
Group races out - Secures Quark in P.L.O.T Device
Quark: There you are! Woah - Ugly called and it wants its faces back
Anne: Kill him! Kill him!
Dave: I'm trying to! (Pulls out remote, presses button)
P.L.O.T Device  spits and whirs - Smoke is expelled - Quark is still there
Jonathan: Is that it?
Quark: That's what she -
Anne: For fuck's sake - Shut up!
Billy: Why didn't it work dad?
Dave: I don't know!
Jonathan: Wait, we want to reverse the polarity! You have to reverse the batteries!
Dave does so
Dave: Take this! (Nothing happens) It didn't work.
Anne: Of course it didn't work! It makes no sense!
Quark: You make no sense!
Anne: SHUT UP!
Jonathan: PLAN B!
Aaron: PLAN B!
Dave: We don't have a Plan B!
Aaron: EAT IT!! (Bites Quark)
Dave: Aaron, No!
Quark: Ouch - geez. I know I'm tasty but that's ridiculous.
Jonathan: Oh no! If you bite a quark you turn into a quark!
Anne: NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE! I'M A SCIENTIST! WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME!
Dave: Okay, everyone, calm down. Can we think about this rationally for a second. What exactly are we dealing with here?
Billy: He's a man .. with our universe in his tummy
Dave: Wait, That's right!
Anne: He's a singularity!
Dave: Exactly! And how do you turn a singularity into a universe?
Jonathan: With a big bang!
Dave: Precisely! (Picks up stick - hits Quark's stomach with it)
Quark: Woah, ouch man. Ouch. You're a real jerk. Nah, I'm kidding - you're alright. Just joshing. Just -
Anne: Did it work!?
Dave: Wait for it ..
Quark: Don't worry about me - I'm cool. I'm fly Man, ( Stomach rumbles loudly) Woah, ugh, I mean - I'm (rumble) what she was (rumble) ugh.. talking about (rumble) when she *hick* (rumble) said ugh.. what she .. what ..

Large flash of lights and smoke
Black

Lights come back - The quark is gone.
Low cheerful bass notes, as in the beginning.

Jonathan: Hey guys! The universe is back!
Aaron: All of it?
Jonathan: All I can see!
Anne: Look everyone! Atoms! It's really back!
All Cheer.
Dave: See, Billy. That's why I love Science.
Billy: I love science too dad! Dad, does science ever .. make you want to sing?
Dave: Not usually, no.
Billy: Can we sing just this once?
Dave: Well, okay - but after this I'm signing you up for the football team.

FINAL SONG! WHATEVER IT MAY BE!