By James Colley, Jarred Baker and Alexander Campbell Preface: Hey guys, We took a rough shot at a possible theme sketch - We tried to remain faithful to the ideas already presented and incorporated a few - and yeah, what we ended up with seems very malleable - but we're hoping it'll work as a rough outline. Alright- here goes nothing (There are 4 parts written) Theme Sketch - 01 - Creation Band plays low cheerful bass notes - DAVE walks his son BILLY to the door of the laboratory. Acting is over-the-top Dave: Hi Billy! Billy: Hey Dad! Dave: Billy, do you like science? Billy: I LOVE science! Dave: I love science too! (They high-five) Billy: I love you, dad. Dave: I know. Now Billy, it's time to enter THE LABORATORY! Dave opens the door and walks through. An instrumental Sesame Street theme plays as ANNE, AARON and JONATHAN dance around a lab calibrating instruments and performing various tasks. Billy: Wow! I never thought science could be so cool! Aaron: Oh, it's the best. Billy: So what do you do here, Dad? Dave: Well, I think Anne can answer that best, Anne? Billy starts walking around with Anne. Anne: Well, you see Billy - We're trying to create something that no one has ever seen before. An entirely new kind of Quark Anne walks away to perform more tasks. Billy: Dad, what's a quark? Dave joins Billy again. Dave: I'll tell you what a quark is Billy (triumphant music begins - Dave singing) Nobody cares! (Music ends) Billy: So it's like pushing out the frontiers of knowledge, expanding our understanding? Dave: Jonathan? Jonathan walks with Billy and Dave. Jonathan: Well kid, we'd like a Nobel prize ideally but (chuckles to himself) honestly, the cash is more than enough Billy: What's your hypothesis though? Anne: Oh, we write that after. Billy: What? Jonathan: We don't want to be wrong, do we!? That would be embarrassing! (All but Billy laugh for a while then gradually die down) Nah, seriously, we don't. Anne finishes tinkering with a machine. Anne: There, it's all ready to go! Dave: Well, let's see how it works! Billy: What is it? Anne: This is the Pneumatic Linear Origins Transformer Jonathan: The P.L.O.T Device! Billy: What does it do? Dave: Anybody? Jonathan: You know what... I don't know Aaron: Probably something bad Billy: Is this going to make the quark? Anne: Well you see, sometimes in Science you don't just go right ahead and just MAKE the quark. Everything must be approached from a way that is not only a significant way but a scientific endeavour. Experimentation is the key to a fundamental attribution. Billy: What? Anne: Well, to quote Heisenberg, maybe, I guess. Let's try it out! Aaron: Whoa, I don't know if that's safe guys. Jonathan: There's only one way find out. Aaron: But I didn't take out the... Jonathan pushes button on the machine. Machine smokes and whirs. Large explosion sound Black. |