100% natural dirt

(generic beauty commercial with a sultry voiceover, shows random "natural" pictures of flowers and such. Maybe stolen from shampoo commercials)

Do you want to rejuvinate your skin? Don't rely on harmful chemicals that strip away your skin's natural beauty! You need a product that is composed entirely of natural goodness. Try Terra Fresh! Terra Fresh contatins essential vitamins and minerals for rejuvinating and revitalising your skin, with no artificial colours or fragrances. With probiotics and exfoliating granules; use Terra Fresh daily to wash away your wrinkles, blemishes and sunspots.

(shows bucket of dirt as product shot)

Terra Fresh: 100% natural goodness.